A Hearty Welcome to H.M.R.!

Welcome to Holman’s Movie Review, my very own movie review spot on the net.

Here, every cinematic mess, every box office flop, every foolish waste of film and time, every $8-stealing misadventure of your life will be exposed for what it is!

Here, war is declared on the mob of bad movies that assault our minds. The dross of bad directing that comes out of Hollywood and pollutes the silver screen has become worse with each passing year. Old ideas and classics are brought back because so few new good ideas are being developed.

Consider this site one of few clean-up agency for cinematic disaster zones. Here, your mind will find solace. Here, you will save that $8 and have an inside line to finding worthwhile entertainment.

Beginning in 2009, the site will be in full swing. So if you are after high quality movie reviews, jump on board for the ride by subscribing.

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