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Movie Reviews - 2011

30 Minutes or Less (B+)

A Separation (A+)

A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas (C+)

Abduction (C-)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (D-)

Apollo 18 (D+)

Arthur (C+)

Arthur Christmas (C+)

Asylum Seekers (D+) ***

Bad Teacher (C-)

Battle: Los Angeles (B-)

Beastly (F)

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (C-) ***

Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (C-)

Bleading Lady (no grade) ***

Blitz (B+)

Bloodlust Zombies (F) ***

Brain Dead *** (C+)

Bridesmaids (A+)

Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star (no grade)

Captain America: The First Avenger (B+)

Cars 2 (C-)

Columbiana (B-)

Conan the Barbarian (D+)

Contagion (B-)

Cowboys and Aliens (C-)

Crazy, Stupid, Love (B-)

Cropsey (B+) ***

Dawning (B-) ***

Dolphin Tale (C-)

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (C+)

Dream House (2011)

Drive (C+)

Drive Angry 3D (C+)

Exit 33 (no grade) ***

Fast Five (C-)

Final Destination 5 (D+)

Friends With Benefits (C+)

Fright Night (C+)

Gnomeo and Juliet (D+)

Green Lantern (D+)

Hall Pass (C-)

Hanna (B-)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II (B+)

Heavy Times (A-) ***

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil (C+)

Hop (C-)

Horrible Bosses (B+)

Hugo (A+)

I Am Number Four (C+)

iCrime (C+)

Immortals (D+)

Insidious (C+)

J. Edgar (C-)

Jack and Jill (D-)

Jane Eyre (A+)

Johnny English Reborn (C+)

Jumping the Broom (C+)

Just Go With It (C-)

Kenneyville (D-) ***

Kung Fu Panda II (A-)

Larry Crowne (C+)

Limitless (A-)

Mars Needs Moms (C-)

Melancholia (B+)

Midnight in Paris (C-)

Moneyball (C+)

Monte Carlo (C-)

Mr. Popper's Penguins (C-)

New Year's Eve (D+)

Ninjas vs. Vampires (C-) ***

No Strings Attached (C+)

Our Idiot Brother (A+)

Paranormal Activity III (C-)

Paul (A-)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (C-)

Priest (D-)

Puss in Boots (B-)

Rango (C+)

Real Steel (B-)

Red Riding Hood (F)

Rio (B-)

Salvation Boulevard (B-)

Sanctum (D+)

Scream 4 (C-)

Season of the Witch (D-)

Shark Night 3D (D+)

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (B-)

Something Borrowed (D+)

Soul Surfer (C-)

Source Code (A-)

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (D+)

Strigoi (C-) ***

Sucker Punch (D+)

Super 8 (D+)

The Adjustment Bureau (B+)

The Adventures of TinTin (C-)

The Anniversary at Shallow Creek (B+) ***

The Change-Up (C-)

The Coffin (C-) ***

The Debt (B+)

The Dilemma (C-)

The Eagle (C+)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (A-)

The Green Hornet (C+)

The Hangover II (B-)

The Help (B-)

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (F)

The Lincoln Lawyer (B+)

The Mechanic (B-)

The Muppets (C+)

The Rise of the Planet of the Apes (B-)

The Rite (C+)

The Roommate (D-)

The Rum Diary (C+)

The Sitter (C+)

The Smurfs (C+)

The Thing (B-)

The Three Musketeers (D+)

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (C-)

Thor (C-)

Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy (D+)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (D+)

Trespass (C+)

Tyler Perry's Big Happy Family (C-)

Unknown (C-)

Warrior (C-)

Water for Elephants (C+)

What's Your Number? (C-)

Winnie the Pooh (C+)

Wound (C+) ***

X-Men: First Class (B+)

Your Highness (C-)

Zookeeper (C-)

Movie Reviews - 2010

2012: Time for Change (A-) ***

44 Inch Chest (B+)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (C-)

Alice in Wonderland (D+)

Alphonso Bow (C+) ***

And Soon the Darkness (C+)

Best Worst Movie (A+) ***

Black Swan (B+)

Brooklyn's Finest (D+)

Casino Jack (B+)

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (D+)

Clash of the Titans (D+)

Date Night (C-)

Death at a Funeral (C+)

Despicable Me (A-)

Devil (C-)

Dinner for Schmucks (C-)

Due Date (C-)

Easier With Practice (A+) ***

Easy A (A+)

Eat Pray Love (B-)

Edge of Darkness (C+)

Extraordinary Measures (C+)

Faster (C+)

For Colored Girls (C+)

From Paris With Love (C-)

Furry Vengeance (F)

Get Him to the Greek (B+)

Green Zone (B+)

Grown Ups (D-)

Gulliver's Travels (D+)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (C-)

Hot Tub Time Machine (A-)

How to Train Your Dragon (A+)

Inception (A-)

Iron Man 2 (A-)

Jackass 3-D (C+)

Jonah Hex (D-)

Kick-Ass (C-)

Killers (C+)

Knight and Day (C-)

Leap Year (C-)

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (C-)

Legion (F)

Little Fockers (C+)

Lottery Ticket (C-)

MacGruber (A-)

Machete (A+)

Marmaduke (C-)

Megamind (B+)

My Soul to Take (D+)

Paranormal Activity II (C+)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (C+)

Piranha (D+)

Predators (D+)

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (C-)

Red (B+)

Repo Men (D-)

Resident Evil: Afterlife (D+)

Robin Hood (D+)

SALT (C+)

Saw 3-D (D+)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (C-)

Secretariat (B-)

Sex in the City 2 (D+)

She's Out of My League (B+)

Shooting April (A+) ***

Shrek Forever After (B-)

Shutter Island (C-)

Skyline (D-)

Splice (A-)

Takers (B-)

Tangled (B-)

The A-Team (C+)

The American (A-)

The Back-up Plan (F)

The Book of Eli (B-) (video review)

The Bounty Hunter (D+)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (B-)

The Crazies (B+)

The Expendables (B-)

The Fighter (A+)

The Final (C-) ***

The Human Centipede (A-) ***

The Karate Kid (C-)

The King's Speech (A+)

The Last Airbender (F)

The Last Exorcism (C-)

The Living Wake ***

The Losers (A-)

The Next Three Days (B-)

The Other Guys (C+)

The Painted City (no grade) ***

The Quiet Arrangement (B-) ***

The Social Network (A-)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice (C+)

The Spy Next Door (D-)

The Switch (C+)

The Tourist (C-)

The Town (A+)

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (B+)

The Warrior's Way (F)

The Warriors of Qiugang (A+)

The Wolfman (C-)

Tooth Fairy (C-)

Toy Story 3 (D+)

Tron: Legacy (D+)

True Grit (B-)

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? (A-)

Unstoppable (C-)

Vampires Suck (D+)

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (B+)

Movie Reviews - 2009

17 Again (C-)
2012 (C-)
9 (C-)
Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective (F)
Aliens in the Attic (D+)
All About Steve (D-)
Angels and Demons (B-)
Astro Boy (C-)
Avatar (A-)
Before I Self Destruct (C-)
Behind Enemy Lines: Columbia (D-)
Bride Wars (C+)
Brüno (C-)
Capitalism: A Love Story (C+)
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (B+)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (C-)
Coraline (D+)
Couples Retreat (D+)
Crank 2: High Voltage (C-)
Dance Flick (D+)
Disney's A Christmas Carol (C-)
District 9 (A+)
Dragonball: Evolution (F)
Drag Me to Hell (C-)
Duplicity (C+)
Extract (B+)
Fighting (D+)
Fired Up (C-)
Friday the Thirteenth (C+)
Funny People (C+)
Gamer (F)
G-Force (D+)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (D-)
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (D-)
Halloween II (D+)
Hannah Montana: The Movie (D+)
Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince (D+)
Hotel for Dogs (B-)
I Can Do Bad All By Myself (C-)
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (C-)
I Love You, Man! (A-)
Inglourious Basterds (A-)
Jennifer's Body (B-)
Knowing (D-)
Land of the Lost (D-)
Law Abiding Citizen (C+)
Love Happens (D-)
Madea Goes to Jail (B-)
Monsters Vs. Aliens (C+)
My Bloody Valentine (D+)
My Sister's Keeper (B+)
Next Day Air (D+)
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (D+)
Ninja Assassin (D+)
Notorious B.I.G. (B-)
Obsessed (C-)
Orphan (D+)
Pandorum (D+)
Paranormal Activity (C+)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (B+)
Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire (A+)
Public Enemies (B+)
Race to Witch Mountain (C+)
Ready or Not (C-)
Saw VI (B-)
Shorts (D+)
Sorority Row (D+)
Star Trek (D-)
State of Play (A-)
Surrogates (C-)
Terminator: Salvation (C+)
The Blindside (B+)
The Fast and the Furious 4 (C-)
The Final Destination IV (D-)
The Fourth Kind (D+)
The Haunting in Connecticut (D+)
The Informant (C+)
The International (D+)
The Invention of Lying (A-)
The Last House on the Left (D+)
The Pink Panther II (B-)
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (F)
The Proposal (C-)
The Soloist (C+)
The Stepfather (D+)
The Taking of Pelham 123 (C+)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (B-)
The Ugly Truth (D+)
The Unborn (D-)
The Uninvited (B-)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (F)
Up (A+)
Watchmen (A+)
Where the Wild Things Are (C+)
Whiteout (D-)
Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling (D-)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (D+)
Year One (C+)
Zombieland (A-)

Movie Reviews - 2008
An American Carol (D+)
Appaloosa (B+)
Australia (C-)
Babylon A.D. (F)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (C-)
Blindness (B-)
Body of Lies (C+)
Bolt (A-)
Burn After Reading (B-)
Cadillac Records (C-)
Changeling (B-)
City of Ember (D+)
Cloverfield (A-)
Disaster Movie (F)
Elegy (B+)
Fix (B-)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (A-)
Four Christmases (D-)
Frost/Nixon (A+)
Get Smart (C+)
Gran Torino (B+)
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (C+)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (D+)
Kung Fu Panda (A+)
Lakeview Terrace (D-)
Make It Happen (C-)
Marley and Me (D-)
Max Payne (C-)
Midnight Movie (F)
Milk (A-)
Mirrors (C+)
Nights in Rodanthe (D-)
Pride and Glory (D+)
Punisher: War Zone (D+)
Quantum of Solace (D+)
Rambo (B+)
Religulous
Role Models (B+)
Saw V (C+)
Seven Pounds (C-)
Slumdog Millionaire (A-)
Taken (B-)
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (B-)
The Dark Knight (B+)
The Day The Earth Stood Still (C+)
The Happening (F)
The Incredible Hulk (A-)
The Spirit (D-)
The Strangers (C-)
The Wrestler (A+)
Transporter 3 (F)
Tropic Thunder (B+)
Twilight (C-)
W. Movie (D-)
Wall-e (A+)
X-Files: I Want to Believe (C+)
Yes Man (B-)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (A-)


Movie Reviews - 2007
30 Days of Night (B-)
Breach (A+)
Disturbia (B+)
Daddy Day Camp (F)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (D+)
Freedom Writers (B-)
Good Luck Chuck (B-)
I Am Legend (D+)
I'll Believe You (B-)
Superbad (A-)
The Bourne Ultimatum (A+)
The Hitcher (C+)
The Simpsons Movie (B+)
There Will Be Blood (A+)
Transformers (F)


Movie Reviews - 2006
21 (C+)
300 (B+)
An Inconvenient Truth (B-)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of American for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (A+)
Casino Royale (B+)
Children of Man (A-)
Jesus Camp (B+)
Rocky Balboa (C+)
Sea of Fear (F)
Snakes on a Plane (D-)
Superman Returns (B+)
The Black Dahlia (D-)
The Departed (A+)
The Illusionist (A+)
United 93 (A+)